My Granddad died this morning.Someone tell me some really crappy jokes to cheer me up?
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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Oh dear, sorry to hear that.Dunno if this is the best place to hang out at a time like this but let's see. A joke.
What's the difference between a cross-country run & Delia Smith?
One's a pant in the country.....
(What's the difference between a cross-country run & Delia Smith?
One's a pant in the country.....
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28,
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Barbecue with lots of beer in a few hours.Just wasting time until then. Thanks.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37,
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Jesus walks into a hotel,chucks three nail on the counter, and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31,
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When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write."
I thought, "That's unlikely, it's a basic skill isn't it?"
(I thought, "That's unlikely, it's a basic skill isn't it?"
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47,
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