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[challenge entry] There was a plump fellow, Al Gore,
Who thought that he'd ordered a whore,
But when she told Tipper:
'... Masseuse, not a stripper!'*
She divorced him. Let's hope he's now poor.


(*may contain temporal inconsistencies.)

Woo! Page one of the compo.

Nooo! There's only one page :(

From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# or dead.
I still remember Tipper from the PMRC

THE FUCKING BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I don't generally go for death
But if he's poor, his next book/video will be about the fact that water is destroying the environment.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# You 'crazed sex-poodle', you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 1:43, archived)
# It was so hard to pick the lines of the Limerick
there were so many options, but I couldn't resist Tipper and stripper!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)