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# I share with ^him^ the 100% certainty that colanders are an essential item
no matter what the emergency!
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# Guaranteed 100% asteroid-proof
or your money back!
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# I could use something for these asteroids...
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# Apart from falling rocks where, as any fule no, a small ladies' umbrella* is the approved kit.
*a small umbrella for ladies, not an umbrella for small ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)