Radar-guided bombs - click, boom. Tough job, soldier.
Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.
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Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.