Erm, not sure which question to ask next
"What will cause it to explode?"
or "What is your address?"
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RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28,
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How about:
"Why are you listening to a recording of a woman moaning in pleasure? Are you sure it's not your missus moaning because you forgot to take the rubbish out again?"
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00,
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