At airport security last night my beloved was trying to explain what a kohlrabi* was to security staff
after they x-rayed his luggage and got him to unpack it.
(* it's a vegetable that looks uncannily like an Acme cartoon bomb painted green).

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:26,
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He (she) should have written Acme Bomb on it for max lols
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:35,
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