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# NING BROADYSWORD
*glomps*
cup of tea through the internet? hahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hello lovely wotfooc!
It is simply fabulous to see you. How's your shrivelled winky?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Quite beautifully shrivelled today, thanks so much for asking
Are those new shoes? They look gorgeous. This is nice, isn't it?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Oh it's quite simply divine.
Thank you for noticing my gorgeous new shoes, they are nice aren't they? I must say, that's a SMASHING blouse you're wearing.

i think we should colonise this post as a new friendly talk board.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# That's a splendid idea
I do get frightfully tired of pointing out that shit people are shit on /talk, it's so nice and relaxing to have a friendly chat.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Unless we're pointing out that they're a shit vicar.
That was really funny.

It is nice just to have a friendly chat. How are you at the moment? Would you like some cake?

Let's say something nice about /talk or about a /talker.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Beneath our sweary exteriors
beat hearts of solid gold.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# If you look inside my heart you will see only love...
and some blood.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Hi TFD
I met you once and you were lovely, just lovely, gosh if only we could meet again so I could be reminded of your loveliness
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Hi Broadsword!
I know that sometimes I call you sexvom but I'd just like you to know that I mean it in an affectionate way. I think you're really very lovely indeed.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# It's just lovely that we have these pet names!
lovely! :))))
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I'd just like to say that I really like your face.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Awwwwww thanks but you know if there was a lovely face competition
you'd win with your lovely face!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Oh you.
I disagree but I won't make a big deal out of it because I hate arguments.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Ningle wingles wotfoocy!
hahaha dont mind if I do, careful it isn't over 250kb though, hahaha :)))
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh my, imagine the kerfuffle if it was over 250kb
I've heard these /board types can be horribly aggressive. I also heard that Riverghost fucks animals, but that can't be true, surely?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Now now.
I'm sure there's no basis in the spurious claim that Riveranimal fucks ghosts.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# You're probably right
and even if he does, I bet he does it tenderly and with loving care.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# With full consent from all parties.
I heard that he loves and respects animals so much that he was one of the producers of The Animals of Farthing Wood. I feel certain he'd never do anything untoward with them.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)