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# I'm getting shades of Evil Dead here
only less rapey

In other news, apparently I was on BBC News 24 last night in an article about smoking...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# YouTube clips or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I'm looking, but iPlayer's got nothing
I didn't even see it, I was watching the Men Behaving Badly marathon on Dave...I've just been texted about it this morning.

Besides, I was still all shaky from being frotted at Euston, which is why I changed at Warren Street this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# good thing you brought spare pants too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# picked the wrong day to quit doing crack
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Funny you should say that.
I was in the unfortunate position of pretty much having my hand wedged into some giant fat bloke's arse crack for the entire duration of my daily Euston to Oxford Circus trek. It was clothed, so I've got to try and draw positives from the incident.

Coincidentally the song 'Stinkfist' came on whilst all this was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I say 'funny' you should say that. It wasn't amusing in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Hm, the worst I've had recently was being wedged up against the door with a crick in my neck
with a girl's unrestrained hair brushing one side of my face and a guy's sweaty shoulder leaning on the other

I had to go and have a sit in the park after that, turns out people fucking with your face when you can't move or even raise your arms is *really* claustrophobic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Imagine that in an Austrian dungeon for 24 years.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# did you manage a quick grope?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I wish
my only top tip for getting the tube in the mornings is to spot where the ladies congregate on the platform and join them - you won't be any less crushed, but at least you're being crushed by sexy office ladies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'll remember this next time I get sent down for work
I normally end up with a sweaty fat bloke pressed against me that sounds like he is about to die or orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# That
is a top tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)