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(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
he's not a reputable barber, is he?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:41,
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ah, he may leave a few nicks,lets just hope he doesn't go and slice his ear off, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......
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Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:43,
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am i the only one who thinksgrilled ears on toast would taste like bacon?
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Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:47,
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mmm, crispy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:50,
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fucking hell, where is that face from? other than this video i seen earlier, quite uncanny.(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
Actor Larry Linville--played Major Burns on M*A*S*H (tv series)Edit: ergo, pun within the image text
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LS18,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:57,
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what do niki lauda and hot lips houlahan have in common?they've both been fucked by major burns
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:27,
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easy mistake to make.but ears are very grizzly, feck all meat on them, so they probably would be shit. but maybe if they got them charred enough so the fat went crispy?
Armin Meiwes Wiki: As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on March 9, 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes's penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, though Meiwes was able to burst both of Brandes's testicles by biting them. Ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic, he then fried it with some of Brande's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[3] According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, 20 sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps, and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meathook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kg of the flesh.
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Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:52,
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Armin Meiwes Wiki: As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on March 9, 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes's penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, though Meiwes was able to burst both of Brandes's testicles by biting them. Ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic, he then fried it with some of Brande's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[3] According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, 20 sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps, and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meathook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kg of the flesh.
ah, i remember those twoserial killers and odd murders are something of an interest of mine
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:01,
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nomnomnomapart from the penis eating bit, as that seems a bit gay ;)
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:05,
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they don't taste very nice anyway Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:12,
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fuck it, bed timeg'night all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:13,
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hahasurely the man with the knife would cut his own ear off?
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FIEND,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:48,
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