and when you get a bit older
Un listen, I know I said I'd call you - and I know you are gorgeous and all; but you are really dull and unfunny and, well this is the thing - shite and boring in bed! I'll take the ugly chick that eat ass and give unprompted afternoon blow jobs.
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waxdart hello.,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:51,
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happily, i combine
the good looks and the being great in bed ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:55,
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So your CV says
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:16,
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and so it should
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:18,
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