dear god...In my nightmares this 'thing' really lives in the basment of a rundown farm house in the somewhere in the Welsh borders. Being tended by it's elderly but confused grandparents, its real father vanished after getting her up the duff, and she (the mother) went half mad at the sight of it, and threw herself under a train 3 months later....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:58,
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What she said ^^
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:25,
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