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# My girlfriend has made me watch X-factor so many bloody times I've now found myself caring what happens to those worthless shits.
FFS, I seem to be experiencing the TV equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Solution.
Drink more.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# X-Factor? After the mentally ill audition rounds? *shudder*
At least I only have to be in the room for corrie.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I fear it is making me mentally ill :(
I managed to watch a whole episode of celebrity dancing on ice afterwards. I keep expecting bits of brain mush to start dribbling out of my ears.

EDIT: Actually, I don't think there was any ice involved. Probably just celebrity dancing then. It was the one where Paul Daniels called one of the poof judges a sausage chaser.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Oh you poor, poor man.
Couple of years from now, you'll be mental enough to go to the auditions....
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm going to audition for celebrity dancing thing now. If they ask which famous person I am I'll tell them I was the guy who wore the Mr Blobby costume.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# stig
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)