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# the gormless look on her whorishly made-up face
makes me rather glad that i don't watch eastenders.



or any other soap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# *Hands five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)
# *buys cheap wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Chicago
I am mostly listening to "If you leave me now", mostly. Why am I mentioning this? Perhaps because I tend to have a violent reaction to Alfie Moon and my doctor recommended 'elevator musak' to calm my nerves.

But yeah, ALLLLLFIEE!! I FUCKED YOUR MUVVA AND I AM PREGNANT, YOU CAAAANT!

or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# who is alfie moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Exactly
(Shane Richie)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that's through the bottom of the barrel
and scraping the floorboards underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)