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# Do ejaculating magenta penises often crop up in your lower colon?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Or out of it?
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# a guy at primary school painted his red once
they didn't have magenta back then
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)
# That must've been a pretty informative assembly.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:19, archived)
# or private tutorial
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I am a homophobe and a vegetarian.
j/k for those PC brigade FUCKS.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Who just happens to like nothing better than having a tumescent throbbing magenta phallus ramming up you so hard it makes your spectacles slip off your nose.
Cool. We understand.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# My spectacles have just fallen off.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# It's tricky typing with all that pesky nonsense going on in one's nether quarters.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)