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# In the beginning was the Word
and the Word was 'Meow'.

(just don't say it backwards, you'll unravel the whole of existence)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# i thought it was the clearing of the throat
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# woeM
Oh, bugger. You lied! I was looking forward to the unravelling of the whole of existence. Had the camera ready and everything.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Based on the concept that we are what we do, rather than, We are what we think
It finds its first expression in Goethe's Faust, Part One, where Faust says, 'Im Anfang war
das Wort.' He's quoting the opening of the Fourth Gospel; 'In the beginning was the Word.'
Faust says, 'Nein. Im Anfang war die Katze.'
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# But as Faust also said
in "Faust Amongst Equals" : "I really must insist on a shed."
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# *resubmerges self in Valis*
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# That eternal wrangle between materialism and idealism.
'Im Anfang war die Kätschen' is sweeter.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# but popeye said "i yam what i yam"
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# And look what happened to the poor fucker's forearms.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that was from too much wanking
did you never wonder why he didn't actually get rid of bluto?
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
*slaps own forehead*

Oh, of course! It all seems so obvious now.
It's because they were tugging each other off 24/7.
As a child, I didn't pick up on that particular detail.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# it's easy to miss
olive oyl was only there to throw us off the scent. i mean, just look at wimpey, always after popeye's meat
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Always up for a bit of burgery
A quarter-pounder between his buns, maybe a bit of relish...
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# he wasn't so pleased when popeye tried to slice his pickle
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Lettuce in!
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Wimpey never did it for me,
but then again none of 'em did.

It's a quite spectacularly unsexy cast, come to think of it.

Unless you think differently.

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i always think differently
although wimpey fails to arouse even my famously hair-trigger horn. he looks like a sleepy walrus.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh god,
now you've got me going.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)