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# My kids like it when I say
'You're lying!' in squeaky Kryten voice
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i like that, too
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Just say the word and I'll pop round
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# make sure you bring a gnome!
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now I'm picturing Basil Fawlty marching out of the hotel
with a gnome under his arm
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# with sexy results?
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# He was planning to insert it into a builder
History doesn't relate whether either of them enjoy the experience

/edit: reading this back I have to self-grammarnazi. That should have been 'enjoys'
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# at least one of them must have
or else why do it?
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ah, if only the world was that way
Where all transactions entail enjoyment on at least one side. Sadly, in this vale of tears, that is so rarely the case. We simply step through our allotted tasks, birth astride a grave, *sob*

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# cheerful fucker, aren't you?
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *grins*
I have been known to bounce occasionally
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)