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# I saw your mum the other day.
I say 'saw', I mean 'beheld', because she's so fucking enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# your mum's so big her gravitational field has an event horizon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Your mum's so big she jumped in the air and got stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Your mum's so big she went to the beach and the tide came in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Your mum's so big
She went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to roll her into the sea
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)