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# Why am I looking at a picture of your squirrel?
*awaits mindwee*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# oo-er
easy madam
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Because you're a racist.
I've just read that Fail article about the GMP tweeting (I say "read", I mean "skimmed to the important bits so as to avoid actually reading it"). Ye gods and little fishes:

Call 795 - Report of man not walking a dog in popular dog walking spot
Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman
Call 266 report of annoying text messages in North Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I posted it on /links earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/Greater_Manchester_Police_tweeting_every_incident_they_respond_to_over_a_24_hour_period

Now on popular page - go me :)

Our ever-vigilant /links boarders have picked up a good few gems.

Personal fave thus far - call 1079 Woman reports her horse refuses to come back over bridge
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# My Fave was
"Call 605 officers to deliver a death message "

I didn't think they were allowed to say "Fuck off or you're gonna get it sonny" anymore

Call 567 woman reporting somebody putting a video on her youtube site
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)