In case of alien attack:1. Remain calm.
2. Sound the alarm. If your facility doensn't have a dedicated alien attack alarm, the fire alarm will do.
3. Do not attempt to tackle the aliens yourself!
4. Evacuate the building, if possible.
5. If caught by a tentacle, there's nothing for it, you are going to die horribly. Goodbye.
(2. Sound the alarm. If your facility doensn't have a dedicated alien attack alarm, the fire alarm will do.
3. Do not attempt to tackle the aliens yourself!
4. Evacuate the building, if possible.
5. If caught by a tentacle, there's nothing for it, you are going to die horribly. Goodbye.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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6. FUCK!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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If necessary, trip up stragglersThey may distract tentacled aliens long enough for you to flee.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:31,
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