Be great if there was a pube spider hanging from the ceiling...!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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In case of alien attack:
1. Remain calm. 2. Sound the alarm. If your facility doensn't have a dedicated alien attack alarm, the fire alarm will do. 3. Do not attempt to tackle the aliens yourself! 4. Evacuate the building, if possible. 5. If caught by a tentacle, there's nothing for it, you are going to die horribly. Goodbye.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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They're using the compewtahz!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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6. FUCK!
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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If necessary, trip up stragglers
They may distract tentacled aliens long enough for you to flee.