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# there's a war on you know
didn't you get the ration books? I'm down to my last pair of nylons.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# An American soldier...
...said he would give me some chocolate if I kissed him.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# they all say that
then they steal our wimmen and create situation comedy. All because of their endless supply of bananas.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I've never known a banana...
...not to be funny.

Except when they're killing off Scottish cottage industry of course.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)