Who will attend to him when he starts to deflate?
Whose tale is too, too sad to relate?
Who met a grisly, hideous fate?
Who left the country in a stuffy veal crate?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:20,
archived)
Henry, the mild-mannered janitor
Rigged himself to a hydrogen canister
He set his sights for the moon
But his apparatus went boom
and they only found bits of him after.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:31,
archived)
Laps up the virtual theatre applause
Loves the effect, can't remember the cause
The bear's got its teeth, but it ain't got no paws
We dance in waltz time, cos we just don't get fours
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:28,
archived)