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Dr: Everyone who doesn't have cancer please stand up.
Dr: Not so fast, Mrs. Jones
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:49, archived)
# D: I've got good news and bad news.
P: Give me the bad news first.
D: We'll have to amputate both your legs.
P: What's the good news?
D: The bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)