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# Step 1 : attach detonator
Step 2 : retreat to safe distance
Step 3 : Remotely activate detonator
Step 4 : Allow stench to clear
Step 5 : Advance slowly with gasmask, crispbread and salad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That's the thing
there's the initial stench, which I had been warned about. Then there's the actual stench.

DISCOVERY: THE ACTUAL STENCH IS IN NO WAY MORE PLEASANT THAN THE INITIAL ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# As is often observed,
it is not an indoors food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# it is not an in-mouth food.
THEY COULD HAVE DONE NICE THINGS WITH THAT FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)