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I'm getting married soon, where do I apply to have the whole thing sorted by the tax payer

and the whole world to rejoice and stand still?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)

me too.

I was all set for the society wedding of the year until this happened.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:30, archived)

Good luck with the marriage Mr. Toast

I wonder if we will have an austerity wedding - perhaps they'll do it in Las Vegas with Elvis conducting the ceremony

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:32, archived)

I'd like to see them do it in a registry office in Wales somewhere with two people off the street as witnesses

seriously, that's what a wedding is about, the two getting married, fuck everyone else.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)

It's also about fabulous musics!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:50, archived)

not in a registry office it isn't

10 minutes of paperwork, done. Congratulations, the relationship you have been perfectly happy with for ages is now acknowledged by various government officials you couldn't give a shit about.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:58, archived)

What's the point of you getting married hey?

Anyone would think you think its a waste of time. ha ha.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)

after 20 years together it kind of is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)

Great comitment dude,

I'm proud of you.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)

Pfft, I wanna steal that...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)

steal away

what for?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)