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# w0w!
They have signs up at b3ta bash3s now?

Looks like a workable plan to me. Though I thinking hiring a Canadian whale in Hudson Bay to take you East and drop you off in Swansea then catching the train might be easier.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# A train?
Are you quite mad?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
#
A) It beats walking.
B) It's slightly cheaper than hiring servants to bear you in a palanquin.
C) Less anal probing than the alien abductions.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# But why not
take the whale to France, stock up on cheap piss, cross the Channel and come straight up the Thames? Turn left at the three-hundredth shopping trolley and you're there!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# My British geography
is only so-so.

Also the pic said it was from London. I trusted it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
#
It was in consideration of the whale really. The waters off the coast of France are much warmer than Hudson Bay so the whale would really be sweating it up.

However... he should be good for a short trip... so she could take the whale to Cuba, commandeer a an old russian diesel submarine off the Cubans then take that to France 'cause the boat isn't as sensitive to heat!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)