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# Submitted for your approval

Is it crazy enough to work?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)
# That is
a beautiful thing
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# I don't have a passport
So I figured I'd have to come up with alternative travel plans :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Is it just me or does your route across the States
look like a big cock?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# heheh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Just have a big house - pay the airfare and
we will all come across - Mountain Mohamid...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Yes
I like.
I may have to go by whale all the way, or hope for the abduction part. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# It's
too crazy not to work!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# w0w!
They have signs up at b3ta bash3s now?

Looks like a workable plan to me. Though I thinking hiring a Canadian whale in Hudson Bay to take you East and drop you off in Swansea then catching the train might be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# A train?
Are you quite mad?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
#
A) It beats walking.
B) It's slightly cheaper than hiring servants to bear you in a palanquin.
C) Less anal probing than the alien abductions.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# But why not
take the whale to France, stock up on cheap piss, cross the Channel and come straight up the Thames? Turn left at the three-hundredth shopping trolley and you're there!
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# My British geography
is only so-so.

Also the pic said it was from London. I trusted it.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
#
It was in consideration of the whale really. The waters off the coast of France are much warmer than Hudson Bay so the whale would really be sweating it up.

However... he should be good for a short trip... so she could take the whale to Cuba, commandeer a an old russian diesel submarine off the Cubans then take that to France 'cause the boat isn't as sensitive to heat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# took a while to get through,,
but now that i did, WOO YAY HOUPLA!

if the propellor cap works, let me know, I'm going to try hovering over to england by using a plastic drinking straw. /runs off to make picture
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I believe that's my first ever houpla!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Well then!
Have a nother!


Really should devise myself another WY. Used that one about 8 times now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:20, archived)
# I've only got one too
I keep meaning to make another, but keep on getting sidetracked...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# that is
bleeding marvellous. woo you!

note to self: make new wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# very
nice

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# That
is fucking brilliant!

and get yerself a passport ya silly merkin!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)