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# haha
every year I resolve to do my crimbo shopping in November, but never get around to it. I'll have to blitz it this weekend, will take my cricket bat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Good luck fella,
Remember, swing from the shoulders not the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# they go down quicker that way :D
btw did you say you're in Lincolnshire? I was in Horncastle and Woodhall the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Yep, Deep in the fens
You went to Horncastle? And they let you leave? I thought they needed the fresh DNA!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# arf!
my wife's dad is from that way, she has about 200-odd relatives out there.. Nothing else to do but breed I suppose.

Fantastic sausages though!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Christmas Shopping - What's that?
Are you trying to tell me that Santa does not bring all the presents!

* Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# * now talking to myself
and waiting for two hours to pass since the last new post?

9 minutes to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)