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# I think
that was Saddam Hussain.

/edit - My friend is trying to convince me to go to Cardiff this weekend but I said my girlfriend wanted me to meet some of her friends. This was his reply:

just turn to her one day and grip her by the arms, look her dead in the eyes with a weird grin and simply say in a low gruff voice 'id love to meet your friends'. keep staring....keep staring...keep staring. nothing but silence now. you can hear the bells of st Christopher in the background. 'i should leave she says' and turns to pull away her gaze to the floor whilst trying to step back. 'NO!' you bark, letting go but circling her now...swinging your arms back and forth like an ape. 'No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no' you repeat, spinning round and patting your head at the same time. Her eyes bulge out on their stalks in terror at your transformation. you now look like a very large, very angry, mallard duck. she shrieks *scene fades to black with large duck chasing girl round in a circle with loud exaggerated quacks roughly every 1.5 seconds*

He is v strange... but I think I'll go to cardiff...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I like your friend...very much.
Can I invite him round for tea and scones?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)
# is that ScOnes or Scones?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)
# .
1337 5c0n35
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's carrot
CaRrot
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that
has creased me up !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# is it a duck convention?
*QUACK*

*HONK*

*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# ooh
I hope so. I've haven't been to once since the DuckExpo '96 in Bolivia. Ahhh *memories* That was a great summer...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Oh Yes
I remember it well

Those balmy nights by the ponds watching formation duck farting.

Those heady evenings with the mallardinos, the self cooking dancing troupe from Slovenia.

*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)
# ahhh
heady days.... heady days.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Get back into the
sun you loon.
You're on holiday!!
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# hey
mr b.
I m3ss3ng3d you today. w00t w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I read it
Cool, its all going ahead then, splendid.
Keep me informed you lovely chap.
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# scloudy
and I was checking the office

OOOOOOOOOOOHH a beer!

yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:52, archived)