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# the travelodge bear is annoyingly mockney
he has been taking vocal coaching from danny dyer.
with the findus bear, it's the new 'open...close...' thing that i find really creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# also the findus bear is retarded
because he tells people about products that they've already bought and clearly intended to cook at some point.

*shakes fist at advertisers*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:08, archived)
# giles coren gave the best ever description of a findus product
he described eating a cheese and ham crispy pancake as being "like eating baby food out of a hot slipper"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
# that's so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# but it made me laugh like a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)