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# i've got a phone
it calls people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
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And you don't have to put it on a table and shout at it to get it to work?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
# no, strangely
it can also take really bad pictures, but why would i want to do that? a phone is for phoning people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Mine can only phone people
whose numbers do not feature 1,2 or 3.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# so, that'll be those 0800 helpline numbers, then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
# You'd be shit out of luck if you wanted to get a taxi in Pisswich then:
www.hawkexpresscabs.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# can't remember the last time i got a cab
i go everywhere on the bike, which explains why my knees are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# The back of your Knees?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)
# no, the front
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)