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# his last name is pickles!!!
e-pickles!!! could call a kitteh that!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:45, archived)
# why would i want a kitten?
they grow into cats.
evil, smelly, psychotic cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# true most do.
my cat is cool though, she is called scrumpy. deffo a dog person though. think my cat is an exception.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# only had one cat
never wanted it, got landed with it by my sister. put up with it for a year, then made her get rid of it when it got sparrow blood on my walls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# that is fair play,
Our cat doesn't bring us back "gifts" but our neighbours cat killed the Robin that we fed last year some blue tits this year a gold tit and a wood pecker that was pecking on a pergola I built, I was uber annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# catface was great at getting pigeons
i didn't mind that, i hate pigeonns and they were too big for her to pick up and bring into the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# not weebls catface!!!
I hope not, and yeah pigeons are shit, unless they are fried or in a pie!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:08, archived)
# no, i just called her catface
she was originally my very spoilt niece's cat and was named bella, after one of the tweenies. as soon as i got her, i changed her name to catface to piss my niece off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# awwww!!!
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# And then they grow into tigers.
They rip up the curtains, shit on the floor, nose in the refrigerator, terrify the neighbours, empty your bank account ...
and then you have no choice but to abandon them to run loose in the city somewhere, leaving them in an alleyway to fend for themselves, scraping by on a diet of street walkers and the homeless
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i'd like them more if the actually did that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# isn't that ex girlfriends that do that ???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)