I'd like nice heartwarming pichers cos it is Christmas an thatPerhaps a kitten on a sledge or a bee with a Santa hat or Hitler jumping out of a present or Bruce Willis dressed as an elf or Michael Winner in the oven or Take That as pigs in blankets or Salman Rushdie's Christmas House Arrest or a gnu with tinsel or a camouflaged Robin on a trike or Batman singing carols outside Mr T's house or a chimp building a snowman or six axolotls on a Christmas tree or Billy Mitchell doing his own version of A Christmas Carol or the Ted Bovis Christmas Munge Machine or Lionel Blair roasting chestnuts or Jesus going 'Where're my presents, you cunts? Cos last year's 'Let's get him a cross hahaha' joke was oh so fucking funny' or maybe just Jesus going 'Is it for birthday and Christmas?' Wankers!' or some Christmas Rich Tea designs or a dog with a Rudolf nose or some Christians or The Christians or Michael Barrymore on a Christmas Spike or that Christmas cheese you know the one that's supposed to be festive with bits of stuff in but actually just tastes like soap
Something like that
(Something like that
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20,
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