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# Image Challenge: your vote required
We're at the point in the year when we run the annual Christmas Image Challenge. We can't decide which of two challenges to run so we're leaving it for you to decide. The choices are...

A James Bond Christmas - suggested by Manic after 2008's 'Star Wars Christmas' challenge, seconded more recently by The Great Architect.

or

Our traditional b3ta Christmas Card Challenge, featuring as much festive inappropriateness as possible.

Over to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I'd like a P please bob
Has to be the B3ta card. It wouldn't be Chrimbo without it.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Kittens and chainsaws for Christmas.
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Ooh...
...it's got to be Bond at Christmas!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Aaaw
I wanted a bondage Christmas! Hopefully I'll find something in my stockings:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Seconded.
The cards will be inappropriate anyway, so might as well pick the Bond one and get both.
(Good Penny, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Christmas cards with the caveat that reposts are banned!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ^ This ^
original cards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah but CHristmas cards normally have glitter on them
think what that does to the b3ta mind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Vampires!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# The lovely Debbie Mcgee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Paul Daniels must have a massive shlong
it's the only reason I can see for her being with the ugly little troll
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I believe the well known question is
"What first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# his massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Either that of the great dane did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# LIES
it was an alsatian
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I'd go for this if it would work in reality
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Actual no fooling bans for reposts!
Real draconian measures appropriate for these austere times. Rob can charge people on horseback after kettling the whole lot of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Highway Internet C*ntery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Everyone loves a bit of internet cunt!
*breaks out the water cannons*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Can we try and get posting to the /board right first, before we try and talk about image challenges?

WHERE IS THE FUCKIN IMAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# youporn.com:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# O_O

* I may be gone for a little while...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# No use wanking over spilt milk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Oh great now you tell me
Well that's 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :)

BEER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# THIS!!!
Gingerfeuhrer's sidekick or not........it's a disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I like Bond,
but he's just not cool in reality.

Tradish Card Challenge gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Xmas Bond FTW
and, I'll put my b3ta xmas card repost here....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# traditional.....simply because it's a broader spectrum to play with
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cards
I've actually been waiting for this compo so I have something to send to my friends/family. Otherwise they get the WHS combo pack. And nobody deserves that. Nobody.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# More cards . . . if you please . . . and thank you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# James Bond in Star Wars-themed Xmas cards
Or just the cards one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# meh to both, thought we'd done bond before :(
and cards will be 90% reposts

*abstains*

Will this be the usual two weeker as well? *sobs*

can't we have Kittens doing science instead, sounds more like the b3ta good old days to me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah but if we have that
I'm reposting like a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# this just underlines how brilliant a two weeks it would be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This remains one of the lulliest posts ever seen on b3ta
This, and Egglecup Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I think the b3ta card idea has a lot more mileage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Cards please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Happy candles sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hotty Candle Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Cards but no reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Cards
not Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Dinosaur Christmas?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Or 'Christmas cards with tits'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# DINOSAURS WITH TI...
maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Bond is boring...NEW CARDS...NEW CARDS...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# BOND!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# your name disqualifies you from the vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Gives you a Million for the shot...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Tradishnul.
Wouldn't be Christmas without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# b3ta christmas cards please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# bond please
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# HERE'S AN IDEA
CHANGE ONE LETTER IN A SONG OR MOVIE TITLE

Ozzy Osbourne - Shit in the Dark

and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Barf At The Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Bard at the Moan
:D

oh shit..

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# fuck!!............I just trod in somethin'
turn the light on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# MINE EYES, THEY BLUD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Ozzy Osbourne.... Mrs Crowley....
Mrs Crowley, she's changing the bed......
Mrs Crowley, yer that's what she said....
She said all the curtains were dirty....
And making marks on the wall...
Dusting the shelves causes static....
And then she's going to mop the floor....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I'm voting bond, simply because even with the the best will in the world, at least 50% of the cards will be reposts
making it less of a 'challenge' and there's less likely to be Christmas themed Bond images in the archives to repost
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Fraser, quick suggestion
If we're a tad concerned by a deluge of reposts of a Christmas card challenge, why not make it an 'Inappropriate Christmas DECORATIONS' challenge instead... That might widen the spectrum a bit and cut down on reposts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# This Hard
or Inappropriate Christmas Bond Decorations

Decorate your Favourite Christmas Bond with something wholly inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Nothing wrong with this idea
except for the fact that not many people really follow the brief anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Another alternative: Run 'em both
they had simultaneous challenges in the past, so in the true spirit of Christmas, let's 'ave 'em both, especially if it'll run for 2 weeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ^THIS
(herman:D, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# This...... with the little pointy A thing that I don;t know how to do.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# FREEBASE CHRISTMAS!!!
*ducks*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *throws herd of chickens*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# James Bond Christmas
Please.

I promise to explode out of semi-retirement as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# traditional please
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# James B&
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# On one hand I can't fathom how Bond would fit into christmas.
That was until I saw the christmas turkeyfied Goldfinger. So I'll vote for that one, but won't mind if the other wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I'd like nice heartwarming pichers cos it is Christmas an that
Perhaps a kitten on a sledge or a bee with a Santa hat or Hitler jumping out of a present or Bruce Willis dressed as an elf or Michael Winner in the oven or Take That as pigs in blankets or Salman Rushdie's Christmas House Arrest or a gnu with tinsel or a camouflaged Robin on a trike or Batman singing carols outside Mr T's house or a chimp building a snowman or six axolotls on a Christmas tree or Billy Mitchell doing his own version of A Christmas Carol or the Ted Bovis Christmas Munge Machine or Lionel Blair roasting chestnuts or Jesus going "Where're my presents, you cunts? Cos last year's "Let's get him a cross hahaha" joke was oh so fucking funny" or maybe just Jesus going "Is it for birthday and Christmas?" Wankers!" or some Christmas Rich Tea designs or a dog with a Rudolf nose or some Christians or The Christians or Michael Barrymore on a Christmas Spike or that Christmas cheese you know the one that's supposed to be festive with bits of stuff in but actually just tastes like soap

Something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# For FUCK's sake,
Cards.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# If they are the choices we have.....and the only choices we have....
And it's going to run for 2 weeks.....
Just run both at the same time.....
And absolutely no reposts....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Bond challenge, please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# COLOUR IN THE LIZARD
It's a lizard, and we want you to colour it in!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)