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# You have both talent and an agenda.
I can respect one, but I'm a little concerned by the other.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# nothing to be concerned about.
I also have a healthy mistrust for any foodstuffs which are often still whole and visible after passing through my digestive system. I believe them to be small scouting drones, sent in to have a look around inside and find our weaknesses. Some of them are manned by a drunken clone of Dennis Quaid, who realises, during the course of the trip through my shitpipes, that he should get his act together and become a better dad, culminating in me shitting all the Dennis Quaid clones out in their little ships and quoting famous lines from Martin Short films.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Honey I Shrunk the NWO
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I'd love to see Rick Moranis guest on a Ministry song.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Xanu, I Shrunk The Sheeple!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)