
I can respect one, but I'm a little concerned by the other.
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I also have a healthy mistrust for any foodstuffs which are often still whole and visible after passing through my digestive system. I believe them to be small scouting drones, sent in to have a look around inside and find our weaknesses. Some of them are manned by a drunken clone of Dennis Quaid, who realises, during the course of the trip through my shitpipes, that he should get his act together and become a better dad, culminating in me shitting all the Dennis Quaid clones out in their little ships and quoting famous lines from Martin Short films.
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