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# :D
The Hulk-child looks thoroughly unimpressed!
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Clearly not a fan of red and blue.
Or a "dad" he could beat into submission with relative ease.
Because, as we all know, Hulk is the strongest there is..
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'm unsure of the hierarchy...
Where does the Fantastic Four's 'Thing' measure up on this scale?
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# If only there were some way of typing such questions into a massive electronic library to find out.
Oh, well. Until somebody invents something like that, you'll have to continue to stalk Stan Lee and so on.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Shut it, beardy.
I'd rather ask someone here, rather than merely be a slave to fecking Google.

My New Years' Resolution is learn all the numbers in my mobile phone.

Down with Technology!

Edit: You see, he had all the info! v
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# In the Marvel hierarchy, the Thing is classed in the 85 ton range, so he's no slouch.
The Hulk is in the 100 ton class, but his maximum strength output has never been reached. He has, in theory, a limitless capacity as long as you're pissing him off..
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Aha!
Many thanks.

(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# What if The Thing tries to batter The Hulk in a sensitive, polite way, going out of his way not to piss him off?
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Delicate beatings?
Could be a win for The Thing..
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah, he could just offer the Hulk a nice cup of tea and a sit down. Maybe a soothing neck massage and a choice of aromatherapy treatments.
And, as soon as he reverts to Bruce Banner, Blam! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)