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[challenge entry] Are you sure you haven't been to the Marvel Universe, recently?

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha woo
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :D
The Hulk-child looks thoroughly unimpressed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Clearly not a fan of red and blue.
Or a "dad" he could beat into submission with relative ease.
Because, as we all know, Hulk is the strongest there is..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'm unsure of the hierarchy...
Where does the Fantastic Four's 'Thing' measure up on this scale?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# If only there were some way of typing such questions into a massive electronic library to find out.
Oh, well. Until somebody invents something like that, you'll have to continue to stalk Stan Lee and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Shut it, beardy.
I'd rather ask someone here, rather than merely be a slave to fecking Google.

My New Years' Resolution is learn all the numbers in my mobile phone.

Down with Technology!

Edit: You see, he had all the info! v
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# In the Marvel hierarchy, the Thing is classed in the 85 ton range, so he's no slouch.
The Hulk is in the 100 ton class, but his maximum strength output has never been reached. He has, in theory, a limitless capacity as long as you're pissing him off..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Aha!
Many thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# What if The Thing tries to batter The Hulk in a sensitive, polite way, going out of his way not to piss him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Delicate beatings?
Could be a win for The Thing..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah, he could just offer the Hulk a nice cup of tea and a sit down. Maybe a soothing neck massage and a choice of aromatherapy treatments.
And, as soon as he reverts to Bruce Banner, Blam! ITS CLOBBERIN TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# The parents in this photo set seem pleased as punch that he could probably eat Tokyo.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Those arms!!!!
*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Bloated earthworm arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# what? I think have 3 elbows on my right arm would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# There've been plenty of Marvel/DC crossovers in recent years.
After a bit of expensive wining 'n' dining, I'd let Batman and the Silver Surfer have their evil way with me any which way they want.
The hard-nosed detective nous of Batman, blended with the lonesome existential angst of the Silver Surfer... hell yeah.
If they pay.

*EDIT* can't believe I just typed that
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Of all of the heroes, I think Silver Surfer is probably the most gifted lover.
Batman'd be well into his gadgets & a ready supply of 240V.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# fuck me
Wonder woman's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Lynda, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# WONDER FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# The Incredulous Bulklette.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Superman is flying over Metropolis
when he notices Wonderwoman lying in a field stark naked with her legs open. Well this is too much for Superman to resist and he flies down to her and in he goes. Not only was this a very big surprise for Wonderwoman but it was a bloody big shock for The Invisible Man!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Mega bummings are no laughing matter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)