Two goldfish in a tank -
both got shot up by an A-10
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
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Why are there to Asps in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-them-all
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
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