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# Double comic update :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i believe edd's mates are a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Second one got a real life LOL out of me
so it must be good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# The last one's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I'm not sure if I preferred the Second one or the Last one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Go for both!
But what about the penultimate one?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# The second is also the final in a series
Each ending with one of them lying awake at night
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Nice!
Any good contenders for what the joke might have been in that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# What is ET short for?
because he only has little legs!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# what's red and sits in a corner crying?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# What does a baby in the microwave smell like?
I don't know - I was too busy masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# A friend told that one in a pub.
Nearly a minute of shocked silence before the first laugh.
You may also appreciate:

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I know that as an Essex girl joke.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)
# What do you call a prostitute from Essex with a runny nose?
Nope, it doesn't make it any funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:19, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I had that joke in my cracker.
Did you get a crap yo-yo too?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# a man walks into the bar
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# What is Santa's favourite American state?
Idaho-ho-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# what's big, grey and lights up?
an electric elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Thermonuclear device?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Why did the crab blush?
Because the seaweed
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# What's grey and comes by the quart?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# An elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Liquidised.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# what does a reindeer have for dessert?
chocolate moose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Why is the bride never happy?
Because she never marries the best man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# what's green and pear-shaped?
a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# What sits on the end of your finger and scares you?
The bogeyman.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# what did the biscuit say when he got run over?
oh crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Why do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# What did the kit-kat say when he got run over?
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT HURTS! FUCK, CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Why do birds hold one leg up off the ground?
Because if they held both legs up they'd fall over!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Why can't ducks tell jokes?
Because they would quack up!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# What does Rudolph put on his xmas tree?
Horn-aments
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Two goldfish in a tank -
both got shot up by an A-10
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Why are there to Asps in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-them-all
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# awsum
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Second one is wicked
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Oh my goodness why doesn't that man have eyes oh my
:(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)
# no eye dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)
# haha oh edd
great work as usual. also great facial expressions
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Second one is great
although noeyeguy has always bothered me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:03, archived)
# He peers into your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)