what did the biscuit say when he got run over?oh crumbs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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Why do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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What did the kit-kat say when he got run over?"OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT HURTS! FUCK, CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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Why do birds hold one leg up off the ground?Because if they held both legs up they'd fall over!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47,
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