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# Parsnips have a life of their own !
(, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# after harvesting the parsnips from the allotment
i wash them and let them dry out a bit on the kitchen table.
i swear they're watching me.

look at them, evil bastards.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# You might consider keeping all kitchen utensils hidden and wear a lead apron !
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)
# or barricade the fuckers in the conservatory till i'm sure they're dead
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)