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# The Forbidden Vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# have you got any more of those exploding carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Got'em by the bunch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# *opens crate full of them*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Careful with the crateful !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# what about sprouts mexicaine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Got'em by the brick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# sprout curry is awesome
and explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# and handy for summoning satan, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I agree
but it's at its best when washed down with a turnip and ExLax smoothie
(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Sprout
crumble. You know you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# only after the sprout soup and sprout salad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I bow to your carrot ways
we are not worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# It's all in the seed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
# carrots are all very well
but the parsnip is far more frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)
# celeriac is fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)
# i have a female friend
who is scared of aubergines.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# does she believe them to be alien veg?
i rther like the look of them myself.
they taste awful, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
# something like that

she crosses the road to avoid them if there are any on display outside a shop.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i knew a girl who thought they were some form of egg
this was the same girl who kept pussy willow catkins as "pets"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# yes, his animations scare me
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Parsnips have a life of their own !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# after harvesting the parsnips from the allotment
i wash them and let them dry out a bit on the kitchen table.
i swear they're watching me.

look at them, evil bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# You might consider keeping all kitchen utensils hidden and wear a lead apron !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)
# or barricade the fuckers in the conservatory till i'm sure they're dead
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Forbidden Veg?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaa . . . you said Forbidden Veg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Now she's got . . . that . . . look !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)