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# Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's only gay if they're a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# does it involve pets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty

edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.

* Or so I have been told

EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)