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# Learn to Swim:D
(herman:D, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# 6/10
needs more Rolf Harris's big toe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
Oh Christ, he's gone all Welsh on me again!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# doesn't everything?
Well, apart from Rolf's feet. They are already kind of, well, there in situ.

Edit: Except chocolate mousse. I'm not sure chocolate mousse needs that. I'm willing to be convinced otherwise, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# try this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103376/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ctrl+f toe (no results)
ctrl+f rolf (no results)

ctrl+f god dammit I need rolf's toe inside of me (no results)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# drat
try this one:

www.trevordempsey.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# YO TREVOR
WHY AREN'T WEEKS 8 DAYS LONG? MONTHS COULD BE 32 DAYS AND COULD BE DIVIDED INTO HALVES AND QUARTERS.

WHY ARE THERE TWO SEXES? IT SEEMS SO INEFFICIENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
ON THE OTHER HAND/FOOT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# His toe-fungus is actually seen as a way of enhancing the flavour.
Tell me you wouldn't try it. TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I read that as if you were saying it
in a Simon Quinlank voice...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Oh shit, I have a new series to download.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# you're welcome...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Between this
and arse pennies (or arse $2 coins as the case may be over here), I have more than enough projects for 2011.

Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Geo-Blocked!
darn it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# youtube won't help
if you can find upright citizens brigade ep4 season 1 then you may understand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Me too, but my T*rr*nt isn't really going. 0.4% is not quick progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
#
's big & camel
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# *Does the Shark el Shake*
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I loved these signs as a kid
I was always intrigued at what petting meant. I always wanted to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's only gay if they're a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# does it involve pets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty

edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.

* Or so I have been told

EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in my local it said "heavy petting", so maybe normal petting was allowed...?
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# yes
I remember this too. Perhaps they tightened up the petting rules
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That's because they're all fat chavs 'round your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Pfffffffftttttttttttt.....
Coffee on screen moment

is now leaving the building and going for a
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Petting is a kind way of saying 'noncing', I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# the chap in the pic certainly looks creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No sorry... That shop is far to subtle for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Is it?
Oh well, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# oh wonderful
Up pops shark. Shark's great. He can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)