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# Having said that
I bet Madonna has a mean wanking claw
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i've never been so happy to not have a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I reckon she has an intense willy workout
The victim has a love/hate relatonship with the willy workout
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# i'm just wondering when exactly it was that she stopped being human
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I reckon it was when she sucked off that bottle
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# or arse-raped that snowshoe hare with her giant strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# wrapping her legs around Willem Dafoe's head
in Body of Evidence. She was OK then
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# nah, she was always a skank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I'd let her suck me off
The gap in her teeth could act as a waterslide
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# yes, but you'd let a gummy alsatian suck you off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# awww I love dogs so no
but a monkey in drag, that's a different story
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
# what about a pig in a swimsuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Whilst eating a bacon butty
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# a turkey in a tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)
# that would entertain me
I would poke it and laugh at it
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
# poke it with what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)
#
a stick shaped like a finger,
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# ah, right
well, it's about that time again, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Know when you are beaten hahah
Night :) x
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)