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# Watchng Terminator. Haven't seen it for years and was impressed by the effects, for its time. Until the final Terminator. Yes I know it's a pea.
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Facebook wedding?
Pea or not it gets a click from me! Also; 'ning board!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# hahah
I doubt the guy who posted the facebook wedding will return!
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)
# You'd think so, but this is the interwebs!
Anyhting can happen. Including spelling mistakes apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# lol rofl lmao
You speeeltlt anything rong
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# HA HA HA
I UM STUPIT
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# that's lovely
but why has he stolen madonna's right arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# He heard it's more powerful that the Terminator's
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)
# he may be right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Having said that
I bet Madonna has a mean wanking claw
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i've never been so happy to not have a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I reckon she has an intense willy workout
The victim has a love/hate relatonship with the willy workout
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# i'm just wondering when exactly it was that she stopped being human
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I reckon it was when she sucked off that bottle
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# or arse-raped that snowshoe hare with her giant strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# wrapping her legs around Willem Dafoe's head
in Body of Evidence. She was OK then
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# nah, she was always a skank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I'd let her suck me off
The gap in her teeth could act as a waterslide
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# yes, but you'd let a gummy alsatian suck you off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# awww I love dogs so no
but a monkey in drag, that's a different story
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
# what about a pig in a swimsuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Whilst eating a bacon butty
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# a turkey in a tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)
# that would entertain me
I would poke it and laugh at it
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
# poke it with what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)
#
a stick shaped like a finger,
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# ah, right
well, it's about that time again, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Know when you are beaten hahah
Night :) x
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# he can ride my horseh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# hahahah
EPIC!
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:47, archived)
# :D
NEEEIIIGHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# fit
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Anything you want baby!
15 dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I like your horse quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# :D well she is thoroughbred.
needs a little taming though.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)
#
wanking with a mechanical arm?
do you use vaseline or WD-40?
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Just WD-40
Schnukums
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
I put vaseline on a door hinge and that worked
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# hmm. I put vaseline on a doorknob, and that works for me
oops! perhaps I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# You just outed yourself as a spastic
:(
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:35, archived)
# nono no! I mean, I do it so noone can open the door while I am all over myself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)
# eeeeesh
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:15, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# KINFE AND FORK
FORK 'N' KNIFE
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# KNIFE. DICK.
KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
# NICE NIGHT FOR A WAHLK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)
# why has
nobody commented on how he has posted this lots and lots of times? and in new threads many times?..
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# because it's just a piece of comic genious that deserves to be in it's own thread many times a day!!
In fact, CR3 needs to write a script that replaces all images on /board with www.b3tards.com/u/c90a0a6644f58a75c0f2/seamwan.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)
# PHUCKUP
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I prefer the method/redman
haha
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)
# hahah
just out of intrest, what vid is this?
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Da rockwilder , filenamecheck
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I had that album :)
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)
# this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS4Hxwqp7pY
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(JoePesky, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)
# oh wow, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Oh my
what's going on there then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:43, archived)
# dude! It's Da rockwilder
shit, man!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:59, archived)
# oh, so this is the THIRD time you posted this?!?
SHAME ON YOU, JOE PESKY!!!
SHAME ON YOU!...
You make me ashamed to have a USER ID in the 40,000's
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 8:19, archived)