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# *elevator musics*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I don't know what I did wrong
Brain not on full today. Logans Run sapping my concentration on the PC
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# you love box
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I love this
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# now that's just weird
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# It's only a case of strong animal magnetism
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Hoooooooooo!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Welcome to Xpress Lifts, descent to floor sixteen.
You will be going down two thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven floors and, for a small extra charge, you can enjoy the in-lift movie "Gone With the Wind." If you look to your right and to your left, you will notice there are no exits. In the highly unlikely event of the lift having to make a crash-landing, death is certain. Under your seats you will find a cassette for recording your last will and testament, and from above your head a bag will drop containing sedatives and cyanide capsules.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)
# *pops cyanide capsule*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# a wise choice
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# is that the new big ride at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# this is just the queue for it
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# you should apologise for the chicken!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# haha
My 8yo daughter is starting to love RD It only took about 3 years of hints before I got the box set for Xmas!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# This deal is getting worse all the time
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)