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# I haven't heard any Maddie jokes for ages
have they found her?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# The queen is going to send me a telegram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I always pondered that....
When I'm 100 the queen will be considerably older than I
But none of my school mates got what I was getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Prince Philip is going to send me a diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# camilla is going to send me a diaphragm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Prince Charles is gonna send me some diazipan
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I read that as HER diaphragm.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# you know you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I need vast quantities of mind bleach now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# and lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You naughty, NAUGHTY girl!
Go to your room, no supper for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# too late!
i'm now eating scrambled egg on toast, liberally sprinkled with chilli and garlic flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'm hungry.
Was meant to be making a curry, but cbfa!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i love a good curry
i'm addicted to these chilli and garlic flakes, i have them on toast for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# If the cap fits . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)