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# May I assume then
that you are 'Pale and Interesting'?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# yes, you may
when i go on holiday, my tan disappears on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# When I return from Holiday most people ask me "Was it cloudy while you were away?"
To which I explain, "The sun wasn't shinning in the bar."
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# the only things i came back with last time
were bacardi, fags, a hangover and a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# A Tat?
POIDH
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# bugger that
it's on my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Is that what the pic above was of?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# no
but if you look down there at the 28 days later/royal mail pic, my tattoo is incorporated in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# You have "Royal Mail" tattoo'd upon your milky white buttocks?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# no, a biohazard sign
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# {attempts Innocent Whistling}
whilst looking skyward
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)