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you like my thing? i call it 'boredom'

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)

I Likes

I calls it nipples, But close

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)

a bit orangey for a nipple

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)

I did allow myself the use of "Imagination"

And also assumed some spray tan had been applied

Please allow me my dark and pervy thoughts about your nipples. at least for a few minutes. It is improving my day

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)

oh, all right

not that i'd ever use false tan

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)

May I assume then

that you are "Pale and Interesting"?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)

yes, you may

when i go on holiday, my tan disappears on the way home

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)

When I return from Holiday most people ask me "Was it cloudy while you were away?"

To which I explain, "The sun wasn't shinning in the bar."

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)

the only things i came back with last time

were bacardi, fags, a hangover and a tattoo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)

A Tat?

POIDH

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)

bugger that

it's on my arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)

Is that what the pic above was of?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)

but if you look down there at the 28 days later/royal mail pic, my tattoo is incorporated in it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)

You have "Royal Mail" tattoo'd upon your milky white buttocks?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)

no, a biohazard sign

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)

{attempts Innocent Whistling}

whilst looking skyward

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)

Could be one of Jordan's nipples

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)

no teethmarks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)

or bruises

From where Harvey keeps bumping into her

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)

oof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)

She has bruises on her fanny too...

/frankieboyle

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)

Self portrait?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)

Were you

Bending over looking in a mirror?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)

my nipples are so pale as to be almost invisible.
i have ghost nips :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)

POIDH

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)

not a chance

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)

Uses imploring "little boy lost" look

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)

i'm not photographing my nips for your pleasure

just keep using your imagination

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)

My Imagination is working overtime

But it wants time and a half

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)

And your senses?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)

I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)

from what you've said so far

i've already given you one raise ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)

i'm expecting it to morph into a conner style little thingy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)

i don't have that level of talent

or patience

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)

i don't want to rip his style off, so have this instead

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)

ha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)

eeeeeeeeeewwww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)

lol

It's time for Plucking

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)

modeled on yours truely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)

How do you know?

Do you have pictures?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)

pffffft

;)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)

tweezers, man, tweezers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)

or teeth

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)

*boke*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)

tweezers?

on nipple hair?

fucking sadist

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)

* Bokes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)

Enigmatic.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)

if those wankers who peddle so-called "modern art"

can get away with it, then why not me?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)

Okay, I'll give you £12k and not a penny more.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)

done!*

*you fucking have been

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)

Surely no-one can consciously aspire to that level of pretentiousness?

Methinks it just happens accidentally ... one minute you're spraying obscenities and crude pictures of cocks on a subway wall, the next you've been 'discovered' and are being celebrated by Soho tossers with more money than sense, and you're trapped within a personality framework of their creation.

Actually no, sod it. I'm not going to feel sorry for them. Bunch of cunts.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)

they're all pretentious pricks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)